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Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27632) - you deserved it (5913)

On 12/07/2011 at 10:33pm - health - by skrewedguy (man) - United States

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shit on her doorstep. don't worry bro, fuck that bitch & move on.

#1 - On 12/08/2011 at 2:48am by mofran

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Your girlfriend is an immature child. Even if you were a horrible boyfriend, she has proven to be a rather low creature because she couldn't simply leave you; she evidently thought it was appropriate to attack you. Class act. Be glad she's gone op.

#5 - On 12/08/2011 at 2:51am by wisese

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