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Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41649) - you deserved it (2658)

On 12/07/2011 at 6:35am - health - by cuppycakeslove - United States (Ohio)

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You could have not paid attention to him, and actually learn something?

#2 - On 12/07/2011 at 10:07am by Skater5679

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throw up on his back. That'll teach him.

#4 - On 12/07/2011 at 10:08am by RedPillSucks

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