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Man or woman?

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27269) - you deserved it (4191)

On 12/02/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

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Stand up for yourself. She was coming on to you.

#1 - On 12/02/2011 at 11:18pm by Eaglestrike117

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Say, "That was a woman?!" I bet that would piss him off.

#3 - On 12/02/2011 at 11:19pm by ibeinpain

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