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Today, I called a friend of mine who was recently in an accident. She told me that the head trauma has caused her to lose all sense of smell and taste. To try and cheer her up, I suggested I take her out to lunch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8694) - you deserved it (29279)

On 11/28/2011 at 1:30am - health - by MB - United States (Texas)

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...take her to the cinema? ^_^

#2 - On 11/28/2011 at 5:50am by LlamaFlavoured

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Now you can fart and she wont notice...but they had to be silent ones though.

#4 - On 11/28/2011 at 5:51am by GrammarNazzzzzi

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