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Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13059) - you deserved it (3825)

On 11/12/2011 at 4:13pm - health - by Courtney (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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ha shampowned

#1 - On 11/12/2011 at 8:16pm by audiofreak95

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Next time try shaking the bottle violently into your hand rather than directly onto your head, dumbass.

#9 - On 11/12/2011 at 8:20pm by DocBastard

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