Today, I picked up a broken piece of seemingly velvety cactus to show my mom. I now have a million microscopic, painful splinters in my fingers. FML

by OhHeySlogan / 11/06/2011 at 1:24pm / United States (Texas) / Health

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  • Life can be a prick.

    #1 - On 11/06/2011 at 7:03pm by fortehlulocaust

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  • Put a thick layer of glue on your fingers and let it dry completely. After it's good and dry, peel the glue off and it should pull at least some of the splinters out. Also, call your doctor if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours.

    #20 - On 11/06/2011 at 7:18pm by AngryBeaver32

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