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Today, I went to get the vaccination my college requires of all students. The nurse looked at my charts and told me there was good and bad news. The good news was that I didn't need the shot. The bad news was I needed four others. Now, both of my arms are swollen enough to make Popeye proud. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23356) - you deserved it (3317)

On 11/05/2011 at 7:35pm - health - by Shelbs - United States (Texas)

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Well fuck!

#1 - On 11/05/2011 at 8:32pm by EvilPotato

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Toot toot!

#2 - On 11/05/2011 at 8:33pm by HideouslyHuman

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