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Today, I'm very ill. My throat and glands are so swollen that whenever I fall asleep, I relax too much and cut off my own air. The doctor said it's a viral infection and there's nothing they can give me, so I can choose between trying to kill myself by sleeping or staying awake for the next few days. FML


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On 11/01/2011 at 2:29am - health - by DirtyCharmed - United States (Washington)

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I feel you should've consulted another doctor for a different opinion. Still, FYL.

#5 - On 11/01/2011 at 6:54am by MyEpicDemise

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Damn OP. FYL. Hope it gets better soon. ):

#1 - On 11/01/2011 at 6:53am by Larentiah

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