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Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18534) - you deserved it (12030)

On 10/25/2011 at 11:00am - health - by Michael - Australia

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better take some extra pills then..

#1 - On 10/25/2011 at 1:02pm by Mahomie123

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Why do you need to throw your head back to get the pills down? Just take your pills with some water.

#5 - On 10/25/2011 at 1:04pm by jsfromga

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