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Today, I went to the hospital with a broken hand. They gave me a cast and some prescription pain medication. The only problem is that the bottle of medication is child-proof, I live alone and I can't open it with one hand. FML

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On 10/23/2011 at 7:32pm - health - by charlotte9338 - Canada (Ontario)

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thats not very handy

#3 - On 10/24/2011 at 2:39am by klol

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I think the best solution is hold the bottle between your thighs while sitting down and then twist the cap. Seems like it might work. Good luck!

#6 - On 10/24/2011 at 2:42am by minichu

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