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Today, I found out I have an abscess in my bellybutton which causes me extreme pain and discomfort when I sit down. I am a receptionist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24805) - you deserved it (2233)

On 10/18/2011 at 4:35pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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You should get that checked out. It's affecting your daily life and causing pain :/

#3 - On 10/19/2011 at 1:59am by yesio12

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Go to a car wash, pay the 50 cents to use the vacuum on your belly button and it'll suck that thing right out of there.

#8 - On 10/19/2011 at 2:01am by every1luvsboners

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