Today, I found out I have an abscess in my bellybutton which causes me extreme pain and discomfort when I sit down. I am a receptionist. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2011 at 4:35pm / United States (California) / Health
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You should get that checked out. It's affecting your daily life and causing pain :/
#3 - On 10/19/2011 at 1:59am by yesio12
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Go to a car wash, pay the 50 cents to use the vacuum on your belly button and it'll suck that thing right out of there.
#8 - On 10/19/2011 at 2:01am by every1luvsboners
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