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Today, it's my sister's birthday. My parents got her a cat. I have serious allergies when it comes to cats. When I brought this issue up with my parents, they replied, "This day is not about you, it's about your sister." I can feel my throat tightening already. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28524) - you deserved it (2073)

On 10/17/2011 at 7:46am - health - by Cats...FML (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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On your birthday ask for something your parents are allergic to.

#1 - On 10/17/2011 at 12:50pm by LouisianaBob

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What the fuck is wrong with parents these days?! Its FMLs like this that make me sooo angry. I think it is safe to assume that with such neglegent parents, you don't have an epipen or an inhaler, so when you can no longer breathe, make sure you call 911- bypass your parents entirely- and take a nice little trip to the ER. Tell the paramedics and doctors WHY you cant breathe. And enjoy your stay. Your lovely parents can foot the bill ;)

#9 - On 10/17/2011 at 1:03pm by Angel_Tigeress

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