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Today, I learned that it takes about half an hour to get melted cheese out of your hair. FML


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On 10/10/2011 at 11:34pm - health - by jzappe - United States (California)

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Why was there melted cheese in your hair to begin with???

#1 - On 10/11/2011 at 2:51am by prettyinpunk1025

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YDI until valid reason for cheese being in your hair is presented.

#5 - On 10/11/2011 at 2:56am by robertlovespi

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