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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19226) - you deserved it (4179)

On 10/10/2011 at 8:58pm - health - by maniac11 - United States (Texas)

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