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Today, I took my friend with me for a radiology scan. While I was getting injections, my friend muttered, "On the bright side, if you die, you'll glow in the dark at the funeral." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18265) - you deserved it (2275)

On 10/10/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by radioactiveglowinthedarkthing (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

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bright side: there's a chance you become a super hero.

#1 - On 10/10/2011 at 7:29pm by iwabo

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Well it will be bright if you'll be glowing... Get it? Bright side? :P

#2 - On 10/10/2011 at 7:29pm by hidinginthesky

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