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Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "weighing my testicles, you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer". I'm a girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28930) - you deserved it (2608)

On 10/10/2011 at 4:29am - health - by Anonymous - Reserved

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Is he retarded?

#1 - On 10/10/2011 at 10:10am by KatieeAdamss

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Anyone who weighs his testicles should not be taken seriously.

#2 - On 10/10/2011 at 10:10am by Outsider_77

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