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By Anonymous - 10/10/2011 08:29 - Reserved

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "Weighing my testicles… you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer." I'm a girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 571
You deserved it 3 005

Same thing different taste

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Anyone who weighs his testicles should not be taken seriously.

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Anyone who weighs his testicles should not be taken seriously.

MissBunnyWillEat 11

Never let it be said that anything gets past 126 XD

MissBunnyWillEat 11

126- You catch on quick, bud.

eharmonee 0

136 you kinda look like Kesha in your pic(:

TrollisMe 5

Not the brightest crayon in the box I see...

He's more on the side of bear hug brown or grotesque grey than super happy yellow or even a vivid violet :o

Capt_Oblivious 10

Probably more like the white crayon, there to take up space and give the illusion of more, but pretty useless and non functional in reality.

StopDropNRoll 11

What if they only have black paper to write on?

More like...not the biggest ball in the sac. Yeah, that's right.

maybe he meant chesticles...breast health is important.

nonelikeworms 0

I need to start doing that.........

Testicular cancer is no laughing matter

StopDropNRoll 11

Nope it's not. But weighing your nuts to check for it is pretty funny =D