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Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18918) - you deserved it (3885)

On 09/27/2011 at 1:14am - health - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

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Put a menacing face on and mabye you'll get a discount ;)

#2 - On 09/27/2011 at 5:49am by SnigglePoop

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They're nice to you because you pay them. Follow the money.

If she thought you were really dangerous, she'd send you to a psychiatric hospital. She knows you are just a pussy full of rage and impotence.

She's not afraid you'll pull out a knife, but that you'll put away your checkbook.

#9 - On 09/27/2011 at 5:56am by perdix

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