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Today, I have my very first gynecologist appointment. I'm 15. My mom wants to "be on the safe side" and make sure I'm not sexually active. This is my punishment for being a virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31786) - you deserved it (3080)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:57pm - health - by AudraRose - United States

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Tell your mom, now that you had something shoved up your vagina by a doctor, you're curious what a penis feels like.

#13 - On 09/07/2011 at 4:17pm by Enslaved

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Better safe than sorry, I guess? That does suck though, seeing as it's not necessary until you are sexually active. So that's a lot of discomfort for nothing.
Your mom not trusting you is pretty rough, too. Sorry, OP!

#2 - On 09/07/2011 at 4:09pm by DropTheDaggerxx

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