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Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25146) - you deserved it (10322)

On 08/19/2011 at 8:22pm - health - by Username - United States

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Granny slap her.

#1 - On 08/19/2011 at 11:31pm by Nyolia

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Old people r wise I'd listen and go lose some weight

#2 - On 08/19/2011 at 11:31pm by azkollias08

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