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Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29024) - you deserved it (15023)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:32am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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you ever heard of washing your dishes?

#4 - On 08/01/2011 at 10:16am by cascott325

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Lesson learned. Next time, always rinse your kettle out. :l

#3 - On 08/01/2011 at 10:15am by socialdisease

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