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Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML


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On 07/10/2011 at 10:34pm - health - by muffintop (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Do the truffle shuffle?

#3 - On 07/11/2011 at 3:06am by spazmattic

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okay either the bag inspector is dumb or you're really fat to where your fat rolls look like pouches D:

Or maybe he wanted to see you lift your shirt?...

#6 - On 07/11/2011 at 3:07am by mfmylifesrsly

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