Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML

by muffintop / 07/10/2011 at 10:34pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health

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  • Do the truffle shuffle?

    #3 - On 07/11/2011 at 3:06am by spazmattic

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  • okay either the bag inspector is dumb or you're really fat to where your fat rolls look like pouches D:

    Or maybe he wanted to see you lift your shirt?...

    #6 - On 07/11/2011 at 3:07am by mfmylifesrsly

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