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Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17785) - you deserved it (10206)

On 07/10/2011 at 7:51pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Maybe you shouldn't have been standing in the way then?...

#1 - On 07/11/2011 at 3:03am by mfmylifesrsly

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well even trees hate nagging.

#3 - On 07/11/2011 at 3:05am by BIEBERSLAYER

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+56 | 10

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