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Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML

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On 06/23/2011 at 11:01pm - health - by Ali (New York) - United States (New York)

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That must have been fun explaining that to the doctor

#7 - On 06/24/2011 at 2:55am by BWill9014

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I do that all the time but without the dislocating bit. Must have been one vicious contraption to dislocate your clavicle like that.

#12 - On 06/24/2011 at 2:56am by RainbowHeadache

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