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Today, I couldn't prove my son has had chickenpox, so his school gave us the option of getting a potentially dangerous shot he didn't need, pay for an expensive blood test to show that he previously had the virus, or sign a waiver stating I'm a religious nut refusing medical treatment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28518) - you deserved it (6858)

On 06/23/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by CallMeJesusFreak (woman) - United States (California)

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sounds like a great school!

#1 - On 06/24/2011 at 2:52am by ooitastic

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School, Y U NO LISTEN?

#4 - On 06/24/2011 at 2:57am by Lumenoire

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