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Today, I finally went to the bathroom after being constipated for two days. The good news? I lost two pounds. The bad news? The toilet won't flush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33890) - you deserved it (5121)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:14pm - health - by Me - United States (Florida)

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Tell your toilet to quit being so full of shit!

#4 - On 06/20/2011 at 5:08pm by HippoCampus

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0-1 Toilet wins.

#2 - On 06/20/2011 at 5:07pm by miserypoison

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