Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

by Tequila / 06/20/2011 at 12:12pm / Netherlands (Overijssel) / Health

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  • You never really have full control of your bike unless the seat has been removed. That's when you and your bike are one.

    #9 - On 06/20/2011 at 5:14pm by every1luvsboners

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  • Is tequila your name or were you pedaling under the influence?

    #8 - On 06/20/2011 at 5:13pm by amerwin

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