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Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25488) - you deserved it (2771)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:12pm - health - by Tequila (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

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You never really have full control of your bike unless the seat has been removed. That's when you and your bike are one.

#9 - On 06/20/2011 at 5:14pm by every1luvsboners

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Is tequila your name or were you pedaling under the influence?

#8 - On 06/20/2011 at 5:13pm by amerwin

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