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Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31193) - you deserved it (9586)

On 06/02/2011 at 1:32pm - health - by raebelle - United States

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Pow, right in the kisser!

#2 - On 06/02/2011 at 5:16pm by xGabri3L

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it sounds like you wear the pants in that relationship.

#14 - On 06/02/2011 at 5:21pm by kut19

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