Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML
by Mel / 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
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Sounds like a shitty situation.
#1 - On 05/07/2011 at 7:14pm by DivineGarden
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The big question here is why is your anus so fucking weak? Maybe you should have gone with the small Anal Intruder 3000 rather than the Every1luvsboners Grande size.
#8 - On 05/07/2011 at 7:18pm by DocBastard
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