Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML
by Username / 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm / United States (Washington) / Health
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like the penguin. he too waddles
#3 - On 05/03/2011 at 6:17pm by griffin4
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You could gain more weight, and just roll across the crosswalk.
#14 - On 05/03/2011 at 6:22pm by marijuanasmoker4
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