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2day I realized te only reason I cose to loose weigt is tat I can never cross te crosswalk fast enoug. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13979) - you deserved it (31138)

On 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm - health - by Username - United States (Washington)

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like the penguin. he too waddles

#3 - On 05/03/2011 at 6:17pm by griffin4

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You could gain more weight, and just roll across the crosswalk.

#14 - On 05/03/2011 at 6:22pm by marijuanasmoker4

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