Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

by Mike / 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm / Health

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  • that's a shitty situation

    #2 - On 04/26/2011 at 2:38am by forthepainx3

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  • your attempts to foil them would have tanked. it sucks to have to put up with that kind of crap. at least they didn't tie you to a stool. although your attempts at heroism were flushed, try not to feel too shitty about it. after all, we can't all be heroes - someone has to be number two.

    #6 - On 04/26/2011 at 2:44am by Grimmerie

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