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Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46580) - you deserved it (18102)

On 04/16/2011 at 8:35am - health - by bbedlock (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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never take away a persons xbox controllers. ever.

#2 - On 04/16/2011 at 1:41pm by 360XBOXFTW

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fuck that, smash that xbox to the side of his head:/

#8 - On 04/16/2011 at 1:46pm by goodfella925

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