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Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML

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On 04/16/2011 at 8:35am - health - by bbedlock (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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never take away a persons xbox controllers. ever.

#2 - On 04/16/2011 at 1:41pm by 360XBOXFTW

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That's bad parenting, plain and simple. Any kid raised right would never dream of pulling a stunt like this, especially when it puts his parents' health at risk. You brought this on yourself. Now it's up to you to set him straight before the nasty behaviour gets worse.

#22 - On 04/16/2011 at 1:57pm by DocBastard

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