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Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML

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On 04/03/2011 at 5:35am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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don't be a baby just finish up quick, your not gonna get hypothermia from a cold shower

#17 - On 04/03/2011 at 10:17am by kaitlyn3xo

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keep it half, and when your boyfriend is down there, just tell him to stay at the edge of the forest, to many hikers have gone in and gotten themselves lost

#35 - On 04/03/2011 at 10:40am by lmaoatall

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