Today, I managed to stab myself with a knife while trying to open something without a can opener. After getting stitches and returning back home, I went to make a cup of coffee. I found the can opener in the cutlery drawer. FML

by nicky / 03/31/2011 at 3:18pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Health

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  • If only you could have foreseen this unfortunate circumstance, this whole tragedy could have been avoided! Oh wait, I'm sorry. Forethought requires a brain. My apologies.

    #8 - On 03/31/2011 at 5:41pm by DocBastard

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  • maybe look a bit harder next time

    #3 - On 03/31/2011 at 5:38pm by marlie_x

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