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Today, I found out my dad has a 1-in-a-million disease that makes your liver process pain medication at twice the rate of a normal person. If that wasn't bad enough, he also tells me he hopes I don't have it too, because it can be passed down. He said this because I'm 29 weeks pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25083) - you deserved it (2118)

On 03/29/2011 at 2:08pm - health - by Spike (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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One in a million besides no pain no gain and from your pain comes an enfant who willl love you till hes 10 and tell you to stay outta his life till 21 :)

#7 - On 03/29/2011 at 6:17pm by Stunsz

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just remember that a natural birth is usually a lot faster and results in less tearing, because you can actually feel what's going on and when exactly to push, instead of someone else having to tell you.

#20 - On 03/29/2011 at 6:35pm by annetsplayground

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