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Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music, drinks, and dancing. Within a few minutes of taking my first ever shot of tequila, I was in the worst pain in my life. My parents were called and I had to be taken to the hospital. I'm alcohol intolerant. FML

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On 02/27/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by Stormy (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Wow, you shouldn't have been drinking anyway.

#2 - On 02/27/2011 at 6:53pm by Buddy360

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You're intolerant because you're STILL IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL. I realise many people here are not from the US, but in Florida (where OP is from), it is illegal to drink under age 21. It's illegal for a reason.

To all the idiots here saying "lol kids start drinking at 13 get a life lololooloool" you need to shut your immature, clueless little mouths. I've seen more kids killed while drunk driving than I'd care to mention. I just pronounced an 18 year old dead last week because he thought he could drive drunk and get away with it. He didn't.

You can vote me down all you want, but that's the damned truth.

#39 - On 02/27/2011 at 7:40pm by DocBastard

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