Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

by NotAsToughAsHeThinks / 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm / United States (Montana) / Health

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  • Your ego appears to be bigger than your muscles.

    #5 - On 02/14/2011 at 3:09am by allmidnighteyes

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  • i know it would suck being mugged but just because your a body builder dont mean you can kick everyones ass

    #4 - On 02/14/2011 at 3:08am by folgy

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