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Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML

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On 01/19/2011 at 12:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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and that's why you buy one of those Japanese toilets.

#4 - On 01/19/2011 at 6:07am by MauriceWinifred

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Poor spider, not only It had witnessed your diarrhea, It also got killed.

#10 - On 01/19/2011 at 6:17am by Graawr

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