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Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into my uterus, then?" She didn't get it, and I had my head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25855) - you deserved it (6994)

On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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Martian babies don't show up on the pregnancy tests.

#5 - On 01/18/2011 at 2:54am by MarryMeFry

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you have an awesome sense of humor. I love you

#4 - On 01/18/2011 at 2:54am by iranoutofnames

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