Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 11:44am / Switzerland / Health

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  • Way to deploy the retro-rockets to ensure a soft landing!

    #3 - On 01/17/2011 at 2:05pm by perdix

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  • Since you were demonstrating, did everyone repeat your exact moves? Including the long fart?

    #5 - On 01/17/2011 at 2:09pm by Doortje

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