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Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26330) - you deserved it (3532)

On 01/07/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by walnutbladder (woman) - United States (California)

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You need Depends.

#3 - On 01/07/2011 at 8:12pm by key_2010

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It could be worse, OP. :) You could crap your pants every time instead.

#9 - On 01/07/2011 at 8:14pm by ViolentBears

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