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Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

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On 12/26/2010 at 4:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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it is snooki

#1 - On 12/26/2010 at 5:37pm by vatt

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Maybe you should wear makeup then :o Don't worry OP, no one has perfect skin. I suppose that's why makeup exists in the first place though.

#10 - On 12/26/2010 at 5:44pm by Brittneyyyy

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