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Today, at Arby's, there were two cute guys behind me in line. Right before ordering, my dad said loudly "Go get the calorie sheet. You need to lose more weight before you think about going after those guys." FML


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On 12/13/2010 at 1:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Your dad's an asshole, no offence to you...

#2 - On 12/13/2010 at 6:24am by chocchipcookies

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This is what parents do; embarrass their kids at any chance they get. Besides, if the guys got put off by his words then you don't want them anyway. And you know how much you weigh and if you're happy with it, then let it be and just laugh it off.

#12 - On 12/13/2010 at 6:54am by Cinn

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