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Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML

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On 12/12/2010 at 3:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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honestly, stop thinking about that shit. you're just going deeper into the rabbit hole.

you reached your goal weight! if you can't fit the dress, don't feel insulted; just tell him you can't fit it!

problem solved.

|the kid|

#1 - On 12/12/2010 at 5:54pm by TheNewGuy03

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I laugh a little bit whenever I see guys trying to buy clothes for their girlfriends for Christmas. If it's too small, she'll think you want her to lose weight. If it's too big, she'll think you think she's fat. Or it'll be unflattering. There's a reason women spend so much time in dressing rooms. It takes a long time to find clothes that look good. Unless it's a scarf or a bathrobe, please don't buy it.

#6 - On 12/12/2010 at 6:02pm by pavloviandoggy

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