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Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19218) - you deserved it (3465)

On 12/12/2010 at 3:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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