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Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML


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On 11/29/2010 at 2:11am - health - by unknown951 -

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Well what did you assume the white liquid coming from your breasts was??

#5 - On 11/29/2010 at 6:06am by FmyLinNY

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Free milk.

#8 - On 11/29/2010 at 6:07am by AlexWolfx

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