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Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18809) - you deserved it (7228)

On 10/11/2010 at 2:00am - health - by cdubb27 - United States (California)

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And you didn't notice while putting on the clothes perhaps? Or when you were carrying the clothes around?
Cat piss is a fairly pungent smell so unless they pissed on them a few days ago and dried up so that it only really kicked in when your sweat moistened up the clothes you should have realised this before you went to the gym.

Anyway, throw your cat on a treadmill to punish it! :-P

#5 - On 10/11/2010 at 6:08am by Jimboom

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that's why I don't have cats, dog are better anyway (sorry cat lovers)

#2 - On 10/11/2010 at 6:07am by breenarae25

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