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Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML


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On 10/10/2010 at 8:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Take pictures of your injury now, in case this goes to court after you've healed. As long as you have a good lawyer, you shouldn't lose. Still, FYL for the hassle and lawyer fees :\

#4 - On 10/11/2010 at 3:08am by your_face

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Buy a tiger and let is loose in her house.

#8 - On 10/11/2010 at 3:11am by FFML_314

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