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Today, I was eating jell-o and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8205) - you deserved it (47558)

On 10/10/2010 at 5:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Not anymore!!

#4 - On 10/10/2010 at 8:06pm by Xulufetishist

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I'm guessing you haven't been a vegetarian too long. Any respectable vegetarian knows gelatin is made from animals. YDI

#10 - On 10/10/2010 at 8:08pm by Not_Ever_Telling

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