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Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22179) - you deserved it (2726)

On 09/16/2010 at 9:17am - health - by gretel (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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Prove him wrong girl, he's a jerk : )

#1 - On 09/16/2010 at 1:03pm by green_eyes124

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Two possibilities: A) He's insecure now that OP's improved her appearance— and more importantly, has gained confidence— that he's got to tear her self-esteem down to keep her to himself or to make himself feel better about his own flaws, or B) He's a total douche. Sorry OP; don't let him steal your pride in yourself.

#29 - On 09/16/2010 at 1:48pm by TheIrishJaneDoe

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