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Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36019) - you deserved it (7820)

On 09/08/2010 at 7:13pm - health - by Lauren - Australia (New South Wales)

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#1 - On 09/08/2010 at 8:11pm by sarahmah214

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Easy: Genetics. Blame your parents. And your eating habits & lack of exercise.

#7 - On 09/08/2010 at 8:13pm by bigredmonkeybutt

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