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Today, I was waiting to speak to a customer service salesman in a store. To pass time, I was playing with a rubber band. The rubber band shot off and hit the salesman smack in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8674) - you deserved it (23758)

On 09/07/2010 at 1:53am - health - by slingshot - United States

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ouch lol

#1 - On 09/07/2010 at 6:19am by SleepyHead34

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smooth

#2 - On 09/07/2010 at 6:20am by austinninja1700

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